In the spirit of fraternity, my Warden is staging a little get-together in a few days [insert actual time here], and I have been charged with the task of inviting suitable guests. If you can read this, then I probably do not find you insufferable, and you are therefore invited.
You will attend, eat my Warden's food, and have fun -- whatever your definition of that happens to be.
You will attend, eat my Warden's food, and have fun -- whatever your definition of that happens to be.