-8- [Filtered to Anyone Who Has Ever Talked to Azula in the History of Ever -- Except for Buffy]

[divine_right]

In the spirit of fraternity, my Warden is staging a little get-together in a few days [insert actual time here], and I have been charged with the task of inviting suitable guests. If you can read this, then I probably do not find you insufferable, and you are therefore invited.

You will attend, eat my Warden's food, and have fun -- whatever your definition of that happens to be.

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[prayformefather]

What if I don't want to attend?

[video]

[deadliestviper]

Is this a royal decree?

[divine_right]

Then you presently have more of a choice than I do.

[prayformefather]

Why are you in charge of the guest list if it's her party?

[video]

[divine_right]

Only to those that are actually my subjects. The official title is "invitation," however.

[divine_right]

As I am not a mind reader, I could not tell you with certainty.

[prayformefather]

Come on, not even a guess?

[divine_right]

Greater variety, perhaps.

[prayformefather]

Maybe.

[divine_right]

Not fond of parties?

[prayformefather]

Not when the invite sounds like your warden's holding you at gun point to do it. But, if you really want me there, I guess I can make an appearance.

[divine_right]

Of course I do.

Who are you again?

[prayformefather]

Wow, you must really want me there.

[divine_right]

I asked, didn't I?

[prayformefather]

It's Luther. You're Azula, right?

[video]

[deadliestviper]

A royal suggestion, then. I'll consider it, unless you really want me there.

[divine_right]

On your first try, no less.

[She won't pretend it's because anyone here has heard of her, especially not since everyone from her world is now officially gone.]

[prayformefather]

It's an unusual name.

[video]

[divine_right]

Do warriors not attend parties where you come from?

[divine_right]

I am named after my grandfather, Azulon -- Firelord before my father.

[prayformefather]

Where are you from?

[divine_right]

If you were from my world, this would probably be obvious.

...I'm still growing accustomed to the notion of there being more than one world.

[video]

[deadliestviper]

Occasionally. Invitations from princesses are rarer.

[prayformefather]

Join the club.

[video]

[divine_right]

Then you regard this invitation with the weight that it deserves.

[divine_right]

Are there benders where you come from?

[prayformefather]

Benders?

[divine_right]

Manipulators of the elements: Fire, earth, air, water.

[prayformefather]

Not that I'm aware of. I think mine's pretty normal, as far as universes go.

[video]

[deadliestviper]

Will do. Thank you, princess.

[divine_right]

It's normal where I come from.

[prayformefather]

I mean mine doesn't have magic or aliens or anything.

[divine_right]

I never said anything about aliens.

[prayformefather]

Other people have.

[divine_right]

I see.

[Her concept of alien is a bit skewed from his, though.]

But no one is native this place, right?

[prayformefather]

Not that I've heard of.

[truth_is_cold]

She's already asked me to attend, and I'll be bringing my inmate. [With that many people in one room who love to fight? He's sensing a disaster in the making. ...He might be looking forward to the excitement.]

[trenchcoatedly]

Do you like flowers?

[divine_right]

I don't have strong feelings about them. Why?

[trenchcoatedly]

I was wondering.

[divine_right]

Why were you wondering? This has nothing to do with my invitation.

[trenchcoatedly]

If you like them, I will bring you one; if you don't, I won't.

[divine_right]

Why do you want to bring me flowers?

[trenchcoatedly]

Because flowers are nice, and because it seems like a nice thing to do.